{"id":37639,"date":"2021-01-31T15:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-01-31T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chartedefontevraultprovidentialisme.wordpress.com\/?p=37639"},"modified":"2021-01-31T15:00:00","modified_gmt":"2021-01-31T14:00:00","slug":"37639","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/charte-fontevrault-providentialisme.fr\/index.php\/2021\/01\/31\/37639\/","title":{"rendered":"Dieu n&#8217;a pas interdit de sourire. La langue fran\u00e7aise est  contamin\u00e9e par  le Corona virus."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div id=\"attachment_37657\" style=\"width: 275px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/chartedefontevraultprovidentialisme.files.wordpress.com\/2021\/01\/reims-lange-au-sourire-photo-jlb.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-37657\" class=\"wp-image-37657 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/chartedefontevraultprovidentialisme.files.wordpress.com\/2021\/01\/reims-lange-au-sourire-photo-jlb.jpg?w=265\" alt=\"\" width=\"265\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/charte-fontevrault-providentialisme.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/reims-lange-au-sourire-photo-jlb.jpg 813w, https:\/\/charte-fontevrault-providentialisme.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/reims-lange-au-sourire-photo-jlb-265x300.jpg 265w, https:\/\/charte-fontevrault-providentialisme.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/reims-lange-au-sourire-photo-jlb-768x871.jpg 768w, https:\/\/charte-fontevrault-providentialisme.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/reims-lange-au-sourire-photo-jlb-624x708.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 265px) 100vw, 265px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-37657\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">https:\/\/dico-du-patrimoine.fr\/reims-lange-dont-le-sourire-illumine-une-cathedrale\/<\/p><\/div>\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-table\"><strong>Voici les Nouveaux mots\u00a0 valid\u00e9s par l&#8217;Apand\u00e9mie\u00a0 fran\u00e7aise qui rentrent dans le dictionnaire :<\/strong>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23<\/h3>\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-table\" style=\"text-align:center;\">&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/h3>\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-table\" style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong>Airgasme<\/strong> : jouissance ressentie lorsqu&#8217;on retire son masque.<\/h3>\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-table\"><strong>Attestarder<\/strong> : remplir son attestation alors qu\u2019on est d\u00e9j\u00e0 dans la rue.<\/h3>\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-table\"><strong>S\u2019autobuer<\/strong> : quand les lunettes sont embu\u00e9es \u00e0 cause du masque.<\/h3>\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-table\"><br \/><strong>Clubster<\/strong> : endroit cosy pour retrouver sa team ou faire des rencontres et revenir avec un covichinel * dans le r\u00e9servoir.<\/h3>\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-table\"><br \/>(*<strong> Covichinel<\/strong> : se dit d\u2019un virus invasif des voies respiratoires.)<\/h3>\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-table\"><br \/><strong>Cobidit\u00e9<\/strong> : embonpoint simultan\u00e9 de plusieurs personnes vivant des situations de confinement.<\/h3>\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-table\"><br \/><strong>D\u00e9concert\u00e9<\/strong> : individu dont le concert r\u00e9serv\u00e9 un an en avance a \u00e9t\u00e9 annul\u00e9.<\/h3>\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-table\"><br \/><strong>Facultatoire :<\/strong> se dit facultatif mais devient obligatoire.<\/h3>\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-table\"><br \/><strong>Gelouse<\/strong>r : envier son prochain qui s\u2019enduit les mains de gel alors qu\u2019on est soi-m\u00eame en rupture de stock.<\/h3>\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-table\"><br \/><strong>Hydroalcoolisme<\/strong> : tendance \u00e0 s\u2019enduire de gel hydroalcoolique plut\u00f4t que se laver les paluches.<\/h3>\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-table\"><br \/><strong>Masqu\u00e0raz<\/strong> : port du masque sous le nez.<\/h3>\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-table\"><br \/><strong>Mascarpogne<\/strong> : tenir son masque \u00e0 la main.<\/h3>\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-table\"><br \/><strong>P\u00e9nuriz<\/strong> : disparition \u00e9clair des denr\u00e9es alimentaires \u00e0 l\u2019annonce d\u2019un confinement probable.<\/h3>\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-table\"><strong>Solimasquer<\/strong> : se rendre compte que l\u2019on a conserv\u00e9 son masque alors que l\u2019on est tout seul chez soi.<\/h3>\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-table\"><br \/><strong>T\u00e9l\u00e9ventiler :<\/strong> brasser du vent en t\u00e9l\u00e9travail.<\/h3>\n<p>\u00a0<strong><em> \u00a0 <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u00a0 Merci \u00e0 mon correspondant\u00a0 famillial\u00a0 plein\u00a0 d&#8217;humour pour ce subtil envoi.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-table\"><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Voici les Nouveaux mots\u00a0 valid\u00e9s par l&#8217;Apand\u00e9mie\u00a0 fran\u00e7aise qui rentrent dans le dictionnaire :\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23 &#8212;&#8212;&#8211; Airgasme : jouissance ressentie lorsqu&#8217;on retire son masque. 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